"Miss B, are you married?" I flash them my (bare) ring finger. "Oh! You need a boyfriend, Miss B?!" I ignore them. "Just go on Match.com! They can find you a boyfriend!"
I look over at the student that has suggested this and say, "Why would I pay for a boyfriend?"
The girl doesn't even bat an eyelash as she exclaims, "Because then it's like you own him!!!!!!"
I blink a few times, cock my head to the side and say, "Yeah, I'm not entirely sure that's how it works."
Still though, it's a better solution than having some of my 8th regrade girls me up, as they have offered to do on multiple occasions.
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